(Sung to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman)
“Diety of choice, or simply Nature rest ye merry gentle (yet strong and capable) people, let nothing you dismay;
Remember, a figure of history and literature to whom some attribute deity-like characteristics was born upon this day,
To save those of us who believe in being saved instead of engaging in self-empowerment, from (the much maligned and allegedly evil) Satan’s power when we were perceived, or perceived ourselves, to have Gone astray,
O tidings of affirmation and joy, affirmation and joy,
O tidings of affirmation and joy.”