Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says “Heaven is so full that we have to give you an entrance exam to come in.”
Forrest replies, ” I shore hope it isn’t too hard I’m not very good at tests.”
St. Peter says: “First question, how many days in the week begin with T and what are they?”
Forrest answers: “Well two, today and tomorrow.”
“That isn’t quite what I had in mind but, I’ll give it to you.” St. Peter said. “Ok, the next question: how many seconds are there in a year?”
Forrest thought for a minute and said, “Well, I reckon there are twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd . . . ”
St. Peter put up his hand. “Well, not the answer I was looking for, but it is correct so I’ll have to give that one to you also. Ok, final question: What is God’s first name?”
“Well, that’s easy. It’s Howard”.
“Howard? How in Heaven did you come up with Howard?”
“You know, ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name”.