The Drunk at the Rifle Range

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A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given a gun. He aimed unsteadily … Read more

A Few Questions

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? “Dam”. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to … Read more

Funny Bumper Stickers

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We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Horn broken, watch for finger. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Help wanted – telepath: you know where to apply … Read more

The Pious Man

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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at … Read more

McBeer

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A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, “They don’t serve beer here, you moron!” The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face … Read more

He or She?

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A retired sailor purchased a computer and began to learn all about computing. Being a sailor, he was used to addressing his ships as “She” or “Her”. But was unsure what was proper for computers. To solve his dilemma, he set up two groups of computer experts: one group was male, and the other group … Read more

Getting Coffee

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Amanpreet was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn’t especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. … Read more

The Sanity Test

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Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go. Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if … Read more