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World History — Student Version

Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The pyramids are a range of mountains between France … Read more

Best Rum Cake Ever

Best Rum Cake Ever #ratingval# from #reviews# reviews Print Recipe Type: Dessert Author: Rummie Prep time: 30 mins Cook time: 1 min Total time: 31 mins Serves: 1 Ingredients 1 or 2 quarts of rum 1 c dried fruit brown sugar 1 c butter 1 tsp soda nuts 1 tsp sugar lemon juice baking powder … Read more

The Discovery of Administratium

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by Boeing physicists. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. … Read more

A Little Help from the LoveMaker

Welcome to the LoveMaker! (v3.1 Erosoft Industries, (c) 1993) At the prompt, please enter your response. I am the LOVEMAKER. A personalized, interactive poetry assistance program. What is your name? >JOHN What a nice name, JOHN. You must be a man. >YES How nice for you. Who is your poem for, JOHN? >SHEILA How nice … Read more

Old Men

An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old pack mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitching rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger … Read more