A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up the doctor called the wife into the office alone. He said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
1. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast.
2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.
5. Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
6. Don’t discuss your problems with him.
7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her.
“You’re going to die.” she replied.