A Microsoft salesperson died and went to the place where destinies are handed
out. The person in charge welcomed the Microsoft sales person and said: “We’re doing this different these days. I’m going to show you a video of heaven and a video of hell. Then, you can decide where you want to spend eternity.”
The Microsoft sales person was thrilled that he was going to have an
opportunity to choose, so he sat down and watched the videos. The video of heaven was beautiful, tranquil and sedate. There were quiet, intellectual discussions, and people meditating. The Microsoft sales person decided that this wasn’t really his “cup of tea,” so he watched the video of Hell. WHAT A PLACE!!! There was a beautiful resort, lovely people in great clothes, food everywhere and all the golf you wanted for FREE. “This is my idea of eternity,” he said.
The person in charge, then, snapped his fingers and the Microsoft salesperson was in Hell. There were flames, heat, ugliness, people crying in despair. “What is this?” yelled the Microsoft salesperson. “This isn’t what I expected.” Oh, said the person in charge of Hell, you must have seen the video.